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Lightweight (4.5 oz), breathable, and true to size — perfect for long days, short tempers, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-start=\"146\" data-end=\"426\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e and strong coffee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"580\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e☕\u003c\/span\u003eHeavier, premium fabric that fits true to size — because nothing says “functioning adult” like a shirt that actually holds up through multiple cups.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"582\" data-end=\"715\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e☕\u003c\/span\u003ePrinted, packed, and shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 by people who absolutely understand that productivity is directly tied to coffee intake.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-start=\"582\" data-end=\"715\"\u003e☕ \u003cstrong data-start=\"728\" data-end=\"740\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e May increase sarcasm levels and decrease tolerance for nonsense. 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