{"product_id":"probably-need-coffee-too-t-shirt","title":"Probably Need Coffee Too T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"111\" data-end=\"144\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"115\" data-end=\"142\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003eFuel for the Slow Grind\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"146\" data-end=\"426\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e☕\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade with the\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-start=\"130\" data-end=\"146\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; font-weight: bolder;\"\u003eGildan 64000\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e— 100% ring-spun cotton that’s lightweight, soft, and built for everyday \u003c\/span\u003ecoffee and sarcasm\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e. 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Lightweight (4.5 oz), breathable, and true to size — perfect for long days, short tempers, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-start=\"146\" data-end=\"426\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e and strong coffee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"580\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e☕\u003c\/span\u003eHeavier, premium fabric that fits true to size — because nothing says “functioning adult” like a shirt that actually holds up through multiple cups.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"582\" data-end=\"715\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e☕\u003c\/span\u003ePrinted, packed, and shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 by people who absolutely understand that productivity is directly tied to coffee intake.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-start=\"582\" data-end=\"715\"\u003e☕ \u003cstrong data-start=\"728\" data-end=\"740\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e May increase sarcasm levels and decrease tolerance for nonsense. 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