{"product_id":"sass-scale-t-shirt","title":"Sass Scale T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"111\" data-end=\"144\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"115\" data-end=\"142\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003eFuel for the Slow Grind\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"146\" data-end=\"426\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e☕\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMade with the\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-start=\"130\" data-end=\"146\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; font-weight: bolder;\"\u003eGildan 64000\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e— 100% ring-spun cotton that’s lightweight, soft, and built for everyday \u003c\/span\u003ecoffee and sarcasm\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e. 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